Bollywood SMS | Celebrity Jokes

Celebrity Jokes In Hindi

Celebrity Jokes

Celebrity Jokes

Bollywood jokes in hindi

Celebrity Jokes:-Kisi ke pas salman khan ka number ho to plz send karo…

Juhu bus stop par ek bacchi mili hai

.

.

Use ghar pahochana hai..!! 😝

 

 

  • Salman Khan’s new movie:celebrity roast jokes
    Maine drive kiya…Maine drive kyun kiya…Drive kiya to darna kya..
    Drive kar ke phans gaya yaar..Driver tussi great ho..Ek tha driver..

 

 

  • Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai..

John: 1000 log..

Hrithik: 5000 log..
.
.
.
.
Sunny Leone: Ab main kuch bolu?

 

 

  • Demotion of Salman Khan:
    2009 – Wanted – IPS
    2010 – Dabang – Inspector
    2011 – Bodygaurd – Bodygaurd
    …(Celebrity Jokes)
    Upcoming Films:
    2012 – Security Gaurd
    2013- Watchman
    2014 – Postman

 

 

Celebrity Jokes In Hindi

Funny Friendship SMS collection for Friendship day. All Jokes in Hindi language. This is very funny Friends jokes

  • अगर अपने डिम्पल्स से लोगों की जान ले सकते हो , तो ज़िंटा हो तुम

 

Imran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki Shop Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.

Imran Hashmi: “Bhaiya, Ek Lipstick Dena?”

Dukandaar: “Saab, Koun Sa Color Doon?”

Imran Hashmi: “Yaar, Color Ko Goli Maar, Bas Taste Aachha Hona Chahiye

 

celebrity roast jokes

  • KICK ke bad..
    Salman Khan ki upcoming Movie..

.

SELFSTART 😆

 

 

  • Breaking News:

Do Din Light Jane Ki Wajah Pata Chal Gayi Hai.

Rajanikanth Apna Mobile Aur New Tablet Charge Kar Raha Tha.

 

 

 

Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai

DARU nahi chhod sakta.. Piyo bhai piyo..

 

 

 

  • 1 Baar Adnan Sami ke ghar mein chor aaya..
    Adnan chor ke upar baitha aur bola Ramu police ko bula.
    Ramu – Sahab chappal nahi mil rahi.
    CHOR bola – Meri pehen le par jaldi jaa.

 

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig ke nikla.
Jaya: Aap to susu karne gaye the?
Amitabh: Jaise hi main andar gaya, koi bola “BIG B” or sab meri taraf ghoom gaye

Question: Why did Michael Jackson get arrested by the cops?

Answer: He unzipped his Billy Jeans, pulled out his Thriller, and told the cops to Beat It!

 

Salman khan is always seen in thumps up ad saying:

Aaj kuch toofani karte hai!!!

Bhai tu shaadi karle toofan Teri zindagi mein apne aap aa jayega!!

Greeting Quotes-2017

 

Greeting Quotes-2017

 

quotes-2018
passion lead us here

 

greeting quotes

Greetingsquotes is a very famous website which provide you amazing and latest information on quotes wishes, wallpaper, best wishes and more for sharing with your friends and love ones. share greetingquotes with your friends and love ones then we must say you are on the right place. You surely going to love this place for sure. so friends share this website to your friends and stay connected

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *