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Funny Jokes In Hindi

FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

LADKI VALE- HAME LADKA PASAND NAHI

LADKE KE GHAR VALE-JI PASAND THO HAME BHI NHAI AB KYA KARE GHAR SE NIKAL DE KYA

KABHI KABHI KHUD SE YESI CHAI BAN JATI HAI JISE PIKAR AHSAS HOTA HAI KI AGAR KOI PI LETA THO HAAT HI KATVA LETA

ABBU-BETI 12 KE BAAD KYA KAROGE

BETI- MBA
ABBU-BETI MBA KA MATLAB ?

BETI- MIYA KI BAHO ME ARAM

JO BHI GROUP MEMBER RAT ME

SAB SE LATE SOTA HAI USS SE

ANURODH HAI KI GROUP KA

DARVAJA BAND KAR KE SOYE

RAT KO DO JAN BHAG GAYE THE

AAJ APKA JO MAAN

KARTA HAI

VO KIJIYEA

KYUKI….

AAJ “MAN DE” HAI

KISI KE ANDER JAYDA

DUBOGE THO TUTNA PADEGA

YAKIN NA HO THO

BISCUIT SE PUUCH LO

TEACHER TO STUDENT

“CAN YOU DEFINE WHO IS LECTURER…”?

STUDENT- A LECTURER VO HAI SOTE HUE INSAN KO JAGAH DETA HAI

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FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI
JOKES

mummy- kyon ro raheho?

son- dadne mujhe kiss nahi kia

mummy-tumne table nahi dunaye honge

son- kaamwaliaunty kokausnsetable aate hai!

ek baat yaad rakhna

jise duniye marriage anniversary kehti hai..

maujmasti, chichoreypan aur aadmi ki aajadi ki

“punyatithi” hoti hai

dekh pagli

ladki toh “i love you” bolne

wali honi chaiye

varna “take care”latest funny jokes

toh garnier bol deta hai!!!!

papa- beta aaj teri mummy itni chup chup kesai hai

son- papa meri galti se

papa- nalayak yesa kya kia tune

son-mummy ne lipstick mangi thi mene fevistick de di

papa- good very good baghvan yesabeta sab ko de

shadi!!!! karat ke tar ki tarah hoti hai!! sahi judd jaye

thi jivan roshan ho jata hai !!! funny jokes

or agar galat judd jaye tho jindigi bhar jhatake

ek admi ke phone par unknown no. se phone aya

ladki-kya aap ki marriage ho gayi

ladka-nahi par aap kon ho !

ladki tumhari bivi aaj ghar par batayungi

MARRIAGE IS A WORKSHOP…..

WHERE HUSBAND WORKS

&

WIFE SHOPS……

GIRL- AAJ OFFICE JATE HI BOSS MERE PAR CHADD GAYA

FRIEND- KUY

GIRL- MEI LATE GAYI THI…!!!

CHALO BATAYO

WRONG KO HINDI ME KYA KHETAI

JO GALAT BATAYEGA VO PARTY DEGA

MERI YADASH CHALI GYI

YAHA MUJH SE PAISE UDHAR KIS NE LIYE THEE

BATANA JARA

DOCTOR AFTER OPERATION AND STUDENT AFTER EXAM HAVE SAME THING TO SAY

“KUCH KEH NAHI SAKTE

BUS DUA KARNA

STUDY TIME

MEDICAL STUDENT- 12 GHANTEY

MBA STUDENT- 10 GHANTEY

CHARTERED ACC.- 8 GHANTEY

BBA STUDENT-6 GHANTEY

LAW STUDENT- 3 GHANTEY

B.COM STUDENT- 1 GHANTEY

ENGINEER STUDENT- GHANTA

SIR- IN 3 ME KYA FARK HAI

CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND,& BIWI

SARE STUDENT CHUP HO GAYE

ITNE ME SUNIL BOLA SIR JI

PREPAID, POSTPAID & UNLIMITED

HE- WHATS IS YOUR NAME?

SHE- PEHAN KAR DIKHAU YA BAJA KAR DIKHAU

HE- WHAT?

SHE- PAYAL… MY NAME IS PAYAL &WHATS YOURS?

HE- MUH ME DALU YA HATH MEI..

SHE- WHAT??

HE- PRASAD…. MY NAME IS PRASAD

GREAT THINKER SAY

MARD KI TAQAT KA ANDAZ

USS KE ZOR SE NAHI,

LASKI KE SHOR SE HOTA HAI

PAPA- NALAYAK ITNI RAAT KO KAHA SE AA RAHA HAI???

LALLU- APNI GIRLFRIEND SE MILNE GAYA THA

PAPA- KIS LIYE???

LALLU- HA PAPA, 2-3 LE LIYE

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