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funny messages for friends

funny messages for friends

funny messages for friends

funny messages for friends Come have a laugh with our hilarious jokes and funny messages for friends that will cheer you up and make your day shine brighter.

N-Never Ending

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum
jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki,
Apun tarzan tu monkey.

लड़का अपने दोस्त से- देखो वो लड़की मेरी तरफ देख के मुस्कुरा रही है..!
दोस्त – यह तो कुछ भी नहीं, जब मैंने
पहली बार तुम्हारी शकल देखी थी तो 3 दिन
अपनी हंसी नहीं रोक पाया था..!

To share your success, to share your sorrows…. To listen your thoughts, to understand your feelings…. You need just one person…. And I have you…. Happy Friendship Day.

funny messages for friends-You know whenever I send you messages I don’t type them because I always send forwarded messages to you.

Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle…



Ye joke padhoge to haste…..haste mar jaoge

isliye maine nahi bheja..

I really care for u…. 🙂

In class rum boy update on facebook
first comment from
teacher- beta math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr tag karu….:D;)

Kitna bhi door jao humse chup na paoge. Zindagi ke har mod pe hume hi paoge. Chahe kitne bhi msg delete karo. Subah inbox me fir hume hi paoge

There is one way for transferring your funds, which is even faster than electronic banking.
This is marriage.

The shortest way to a woman’s heart is to say 3 simple words: “You lost weight!”.

Did you know how the word „wife“ had been invented?
They just took 2 first and 2 last letter of the word-wildlife

funny messages for friends-Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye,
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi sochiye,
Aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!-funny shayari

Funny Friendship SMS and Status Messages

Friendship is not a word . Not a relationship . It is a silent promise, which says

Magar “Kasam se” Jb bhi “SMS” krty ho sare ghum bhula dety ho.

nice messages for friends 

Difference between Best Friend & Just Friend:
When you are in hospital
Just Friend asks:
Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Best Friend asks:
Nurse kaisi hai?

ये मत सोचना की Friendship करके भूल जायेंगे तुम्हें,
दूर रहकर भी चाहेंगे तुम्हें,
अगर दोस्त बनकर रास ना आये तो…
भूत बनकर आयेंगे और डरायेंगे तुम्हें…?

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to dil tute,
Agar fir bhi ruthe to..
Utar chappal aur mar sale ko
Jab tak Chappal na tute

सबसे अलग सबसे प्यारे हो आप,
तारीफ पुरी ना हो इतने प्यारे हो आप,
आज पता चला ये ज़माना क्यों जलता आपसे…
Friends तो आखिर हमारे हो आप !

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